Best Cosmetic Dentists in Florida

In dire need of a good and colorful desktop calendar!?

Does anyone know of an easy to use calendar that i dont have to access my email to use and appeals to the eye and isnt a widget or a gadget or anything like that. All I need is a artsy and colorful calendar that i can put reminders into and when the day comes around a little pop up will come on the screen with a little “ping” or something and tell me that today i have a dentist appointment or something and i dont want it to be some family thing where we all put our soccer games or dance recitals on it. I would like it to be easy to use with simple event adders. sorry to be so demanding but ive been searching forever for a nice calendar but to no avail.

thanks

What’s the name of this board game?

There’s this game that came out a few years ago. It had a plastic alligator with a huge open mouth, and you had to like, remove it’s teeth or something without it’s mouth chomping down on your hand. I know the title had ‘Dentist‘ or ‘Tooth’ or ‘Dental’ in it. What’s this game called?

Need help with worksheet!!? “Three of a kind”? 10 POINTS FOR PERSON TO GET THE MOST!?

Three of a kind is the name of this game. each set of words below has something is common. Can you name the clever link?

1.) Barber | Rooster | Beehive
2.) Telephone | Deck of Cards | Car Trunk
3.) Watermelon | Tennis Tournament | Idea
4.) Pelican | Legislature | Person in Debt
5.) Pie | Beach | Shotgun
6.) Bicycle | Shopping Mall | Winter Tire
7.) April | Locker Room | Bride-to-Be
8.) Curtain | Fisherman | Nuclear Reactor
9.) Catcher | Dinner Table | Armadillo
10.) Radar | Porch | Basketball Game
11.) Computer | Party Spread | Poker Game
12.) Dentist | Oil Field | Army Camp

Thankyou ;D
THANK YOU SO MUCH !<3

I’m expecting my 1st child soon but my hus is so “involved” with his son from his 1st marriage?

hes not as thrilled as i am.He has joint custody and sees his son 50%.I have asked him to go with me to my ob appts. but hes allways “too busy” at work but will drop everything to help his ex if she can’t take thier son to the dr. or dentist.He allways goes to ALL his sons games/school activites whenever they are and helps out.I have to plan anything i want him to do(our baby stuff) around his schedule.now some of this maybe from the guilt over the divorce(over 6 yr ago) but i was told by many he was very involved with his 1st child before the divorce(went to ALL the ob appts.,talked about it all the time,went screaming thru the hospital “I HAVE A SON” ect)Now i love my stepson very much and i just wished my husband showed as much excitment about our baby as he did/does to his 1st son.I have talked to him about it but he gets defensive and denies it but actions speak louder than words.Is this just normal because the 1st child is allways the favorite?

Excuses to get out of this?

So my club video tapes school sports games for middle and high schools. Tomorrow is a game but I am getting sick and I really don’t think I should go. But I’ll be at school tomorrow, so I don’t think they would fall for this “i’m sick” excuse. I have a dentist appointment coming up. Should I just use that?

Become a Pharmacist or a Dentist? what are the average salaries of the two?

I cannot decide whether to become a Dentist or a Pharmacist. People say that Dentist have to deal with many law suits?

Compare lifestyles of a dentist vs a cardiologist? (hours, salary, difficulty)?

only answer if you are a dentist.do dentist get paid a lot if they work for the nhs give me the average salary?

What is an average salary for American dentists (who speak French) in Paris?

I’m thinking of doing this when I finish with college. Just wondering how much I would make.
to reinaldok_2000: I realize the legality of this situation will require me to get a visa, and I will be doing so. I intend to study in the US before moving to Paris also.

Im 16 yrs old & want to get a job filing at my dentist’s office. Whats the average salary 4 that kind of job?

Jokes for Women and some other gender jokes?

before the jokes just won’t to let you know I’m not trying to offend anyone I’m good person don’t judge me by jokes

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I’m a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

RELATIONSHIPS: When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled ‘All Men Are Idiots’ Then she will get on with her life.

A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the breakup, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will call and say, ‘I just called to let you know you ruined my life, and I’ll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you’re a total floozy. But, I want you to know that there’s always a chance for us.’

This is known as the ‘I Hate You I Love You’ drunken phone call, and 99% of all men have made it at least once. There are community colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need.

LOCKER ROOMS: In the locker room men talk about three things: money, football, and women. They exaggerate about money, they don’t know football nearly as well as they think they do, and they fabricate stories about women. Women talk about one thing in the locker: sex. And not in abstract terms, either. They are extremely graphic and technical, and they never lie.

MATURITY: Women mature much faster than men. Most 17-year old females can function as adults. Most 17-year old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work out.

MAGAZINES: Men’s magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Women’s magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and shouldn’t be seen by the light of day. Men are turned on at the sight of a naked woman’s body. Most naked men elicit laughter from women.

BATHROOMS: A man has five items in his bathroom – a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of the items.

GROCERIES: A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes out to the store and buys these things. A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a beer. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampett’s car on Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10-items-or- less lane.

CATS: Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.

OFFSPRING: Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

DRESSING UP: A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

LAUNDRY: Women do laundry every couple of days. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the Laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundromat. This is a myth perpetuated by reruns of old American sitcoms.

MIRRORS: Men are vain; they will check themselves out in a mirror. Women are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, store windows, Joe Garagiola’s head.

MENOPAUSE: When a woman reaches menopause, she goes through a variety of complicated emotional, psychological, and biological changes. The nature and degree of these changes varies with the individual. Menopause in a man provokes a uniform reaction…he buys aviator glasses, a snazzy French cap and leather driving gloves, and goes shopping for a Porsche.

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MEN VS. WOMEN FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY…..IS IT?!?

Men vs. Women
Some subtle (and some not so subtle) differences
Handwriting:

Men: To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just chicken-scratch.

Women: Women use scented, colored stationery and they dot the “i” with circles or hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in the “b” and “g”. It is a pain to read a note from a woman. Even when she’s dumping you, she will put a smiley face at the end of the note.

Groceries:

Women: A woman makes a list of things she needs, then goes out to the store and buys those things.

Men: A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a beer. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampett’s car on Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the express lane.

Relationships:

Women: When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled “All Men Are Idiots”. Then she will get on with her life.

Men: A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will call and say, “I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I’ll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you’re a total floozy. But I want you to know that there’s always a chance for us.” This is known as the “I Hate You / I Love You” drunken phone call, that 99% of all men have made at least once. There are community colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need.

Sex:

Women: They prefer 30-40 minutes of foreplay.

Men: They prefer 30-40 seconds of foreplay. Men consider driving back to her place part of the foreplay.

Maturity:

Women: They mature much faster than men. Most 17-year old females can function as adults.

Men: Most 17-year old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work out.

Magazines:

Men: Men’s magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Men are turned on at the sight of a naked woman’s body.

Women: Women’s magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day. Most naked men elicit laughter from women.

Bathrooms:

Men: A man has six items in his bathroom — a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.

Women: The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man cannot identify most of these items.

Shoes:

Women: When preparing for work, a woman will put on a wool suit, then slip on Reebok sneakers. She will carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag from Saks. When a woman gets to work, she will put on her dress shoes. Five minutes later, she will kick them off because her feet are under the desk.

Men: A man will wear the same pair of shoes all day. Let’s not talk about how many days he’ll wear the same socks.

Cats:

Women: Women love cats.

Men: Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.

Children:

Women: A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams.

Men: A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

Dressing Up:

Women: A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail.

Men: A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.

Laundry:

Women: Women do laundry every couple of days.

Men: A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants (the ones that were hip about eight years ago) before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the Laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundromat. This is a myth perpetuated by reruns of old episodes of “Love American Style.”

Eating Out:

Men: When the check comes, each man will each throw in $20 bills, even though it’s only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.

Women: When the girls get their check, out come the pocket calculators.

Mirrors:

Men: Men are vain and will check themselves out in a mirror.

Women: They are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, store windows, bald guys’ heads.

Menopause:

Women: When a woman reaches menopause, she goes through a variety of complicated emotional, psychological, and biological changes. The nature and degree of these changes varies with the individual.

Men: Menopause in a

What game am I thinking of?

I’m trying to remember the name of a game I played when I was a little kid. It was a game for the PC. You played as a kid who lived in a big house. There was a literal family tree outside. One of your relatives is a crazy dentist, somehow one of your relatives is Attila the Hun (or something like that), there are two ducks that live upstairs, and there are a few other things that I can’t remember clearly enough to describe. I loved this game so much when I was a kid. I’d really appreciate it if someone knows what I’m talking about and what game it is.

I have an obbsetion with dentists and docotrs?

Im 13. I have an obsesstion with watching videos on YouTube of people at the dentists or people at the doctors getting weighed. I had an old account on here, and made up questions about my teeth falling out rotting or being morbidly obese, yahoo saw it and deleted my account. That was a year ago. The video watching and posting stuff on other websites still goes on. I still play imaginary games about going to the dentist or the doctors. I acculley brought weighing scales to weigh myself on to play these games. I play that I have stuff wrong with my vagina and lie on my bed with my legs open, prodding things about to pretend I’m at the doctors. I’m wanting to make a doctors appointment just to get weighed saying I’m concerned about my weight (I am, but I’m not bothered by it) just cos I think it would be fun and give me a rush. I really really want a dental appointment for a rush as I haven’t seen 1 for 5 years.

Does anyone know??????

I am looking for a sim doctor game, whether its a dentist, a surgeon, a vet, where you get patients and stuff like that. Does anybody know any good games like that?

I’m a Grade 12 Student, and I want to apply to a University to get into Dentistry.?

I need to know what Grade 12 courses I need to take to get into Dentistry School. My first degree is Health Studies. I need at least 6 University Courses. I go to St. Edmund Campion Secondary School in Brampton. MAJOR Help Please!

I want to go to dentistry school but…?

i don’t know what college i should go to for my undergrad. My two choices are Georgia Institute of Technology (Georgia Tech) and University of Georgia (UGA). I want to major in chemical engineering at tech and some kind of engineering at UGA (i want to major in engineering so i can be an engineer if dentistry school doesn’t work out). So here are the pros and cons:

Georgia Tech
Pros: Amazing engineering program and one of the top public universities. i loooooove the campus
Cons: students’ GPAs are usually really low because the classes are hard. I need a 3.6+ GPA for dentistry school. I think that’s pretty hard to get at tech

UGA
Pros: easier than Tech so i can get a pretty good GPA
Cons: i don’t like the campus a lot. and it’s the nation’s no. 1 party school (i don’t like drunkies)

So which one seems better? Do dentistry schools care what 4 year university you went to?

I want to go to dentistry school but…?

i don’t know what college i should go to for my undergrad. My two choices are Georgia Institute of Technology (Georgia Tech) and University of Georgia (UGA). I want to major in chemical engineering at tech and some kind of engineering at UGA (i want to major in engineering so i can be an engineer if dentistry school doesn’t work out). So here are the pros and cons:

Georgia Tech
Pros: Amazing engineering program and one of the top public universities. i loooooove the campus
Cons: students’ GPAs are usually really low because the classes are hard. I need a 3.6+ GPA for dentistry school. I think that’s pretty hard to get at tech

UGA
Pros: easier than Tech so i can get a pretty good GPA
Cons: i don’t like the campus a lot. and it’s the nation’s no. 1 party school (i don’t like drunkies)

So which one seems better? Do dentistry schools care what 4 year university you went to?

Is Baylor School of Dentistry a good dental school?

This school is located in Dallas Texas.
I know a couple of people that work at a dental clinic and they have told me that most of the dentist have graduated from this school. i know its apart of Texas A&M University system. But is it a good school to go to?

what time is the NYU school of dentistry open?

I have to go to NYU school of dentistry located at 345 E 23rd street..(something like that)..I lost my paper the dentist gave me and I don’t know their scheldule…I don’t want their phone number though..To make it easier for me can someone please tell me what day and time their open…Please please
it’s 24 street..please i need to know what time it is open

Help, I need help with a problem? It’s about ignorance?

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

Men use restrooms for purely biological reasons. Women use restrooms as social lounges. Men in a restrooms will never speak a word to each other. Women who’ve never met will leave a restroom giggling together like old friends. And never in the history of the world has a man excused himself from a restaurant table by saying, “Hey, Tom, I was just about to take a leak. Do you want to join me?”

Men’s magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Women’s magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day. Men are turned on at the sight of a naked woman’s body. Most naked men elicit laughter from women.

Women love cats.

Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.

Relationships, yes or no lol?

Relationships:
When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled ‘All Men Are Idiots.’ Then she will get on with her life. A mail has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3 am on a Sunday morning, he will call and say, ‘I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I’ll never forgive you, and hate you, and you’re a total floozy. But I want you to know that there’s always a chance for us.’ This is known as the ‘I Hate You, I Love You’ drunken phone call and 99 percent of all men have made it at least once. There are community colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need.

Sex:
Women prefer 30 to 40 minutes of foreplay. Men prefer 30 to 40 seconds of foreplay. Men consider driving back to her place as part of the foreplay.

Maturity:
Women mature much faster than men do. Most 17-year-old females can function as adults. Most 17year-old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work out.

Magazines:
Men’s magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Women’s magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day. Men are turned on at the sight of a naked woman’s body. Most naked men elicit laughter from women.

Bathrooms:
A man has five items in his bathroom – a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

Groceries:
A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes out to the store and buys these things. A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a beer. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampetts’ car on The Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10?items?or?less lane.

Cats:
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.

Offspring:
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

Dressing Up:
A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

Laundry:
Women do laundry every couple of days. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a van and take his mountain of clothes to the Laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundromat. This is a myth perpetuated by reruns of old American sitcoms.

Eating Out:
When the bill comes, Mike, Dave, Rob and Jack will each throw in $20 bills, even though it’s only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

Mirrors:
Men are vain; they will check themselves out in a mirror. Women are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any, shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, store windows, bald boyfriend’s/father’s heads.

Menopause: When a woman reaches menopause, she goes through a variety of complicated emotional, psychological, biological Changes. Nature provokes a uniform reaction in men. He buys aviator glasses, a snazzy French cap and leather driving gloves, and goes shopping for a Porsche.

Richard Gere:
Women like Richard Gere because he is sexy in a dangerous way. Men hate Richard Gere because lie reminds them of that slick guy who works at the health club and dates only married women.

Madonna:
Same as above, but reversed. Same reason.

Toys:
Little girls love to play with toys. Then when they reach the age of 11 or 12, they lose interest. Men never grow out of their obsession with toys. As they get older, their toys simply become more expensive and silly and impractical. Examples of men’s toys: little miniature TVs. Cell phones. Complicated juicers and blenders. Graphic equalizers. Small robots that serve cocktails on command. Video games. Anything that blinks, beeps, and requires at least six big batteries to operate.

Locker Rooms:
In the locker room men talk about three things: money, football, and women. They exaggerate about money, they don’t know football nearly as well as they think they do, and they fabricate stories about women. Women talk about one thing in the locker room: sex. And not in abstract terms, either. They are extremely graphic and technical, and they never lie.

Movies:
Every actress in the history of movies has had to do a nude scene. This is because every movie in the history of movies has been produced by a man. Men will only show their arse, because arse size doesn’t really matter.

Jewelry:
Women look nice when they wear jewelry. A man can get away with wearing one ring and that’s it. Any more than that and he will look like a lounge singer named Ramone.

Time:
When a woman says she’ll be ready to go out in five more minutes, she’s using the same meaning of time as when a man says the football game just has five minutes left. Neither of them is counting time outs, commercials, or replays.

Friends:
Women on a ‘girls’ night out’ talk the whole time. Men on a ‘boys’ night out’ say about 20 words all night, most of which are ‘Pass the chips’ or ‘Got am more beer?’

Toilets:
Men use toilets for purely biological reasons. Women use toilets as social lounges. Men in toilets will never speak a word to each other. Women who’ve never met will leave a toilet giggling together like old friends. And never in the history of the world has a man excused himself from a restaurant table by saying, ‘Hey Tom, I, was just about to take a leak. Do you want to join me
Yes, I know, it is verrryyyyy long lol.

more jokes?

NICKNAMES
If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle.

But if Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack go out for a brewsky, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Useless.

EATING OUT
And when the check comes, Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack will each throw in $20 bills, even though it’s only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their check, out come the pocket calculators.

BATHROOMS
A man has five items in his bathroom-a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.

The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

GROCERIES
A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes out to the store and buys these things.

A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a soda. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampett’s car on Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10-items-or-less lane.

SHOES
When preparing for work, a woman will put on a Mondi wool suit, then slip on Reebok sneakers. She will carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag from Saks. When a woman gets to work, she will put on her dress shoes. Five minutes later, she will kick them off because her feet are under the desk.

A man will wear the same pair of shoes all day.

CATS
Women love cats.

Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.

DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail.

A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.

LAUNDRY
Women do laundry every couple of days.

A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do his laundry.

When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the Laundromat.

Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundromat. This is a myth perpetuated by re-runs of old episodes of “Love, American Style.”

OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

compare the genders-diffrence between men and women?

NICKNAMES: If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle. But if Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack go out for a brewsky, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Useless.

EATING OUT: And when the check comes, Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack will each throw in $20 bills, even though it’s only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their check, out come the pocket calculators.

BATHROOMS: A man has six items in his bathroom-a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

GROCERIES: A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes out to the store and buys these things. A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a soda. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampett’s car on Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10-items-or-less lane.

SHOES: When preparing for work, a woman will put on a Mondi wool suit, then slip on Reebok sneakers. She will carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag from Saks. When a woman gets to work, she will put on her dress shoes. Five minutes later, she will kick them off because her feet are under the desk. A man will wear the same pair of shoes all day.

CATS: Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.

DRESSING UP: A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.

LAUNDRY: Women do laundry every couple of days. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the Laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundromat. This is a myth perpetuated by re-runs of old episodes of “Love, American Style.”

OFFSPRING: Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
star if u like it plz

wot do u think?

Relationships
When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled “All Men Are Idiots”. Then she will get on with her life.

A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will call and say, “I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I’ll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you’re a total floozy. But I want you to know that there’s always a chance for us”. This is known as the “I Hate You / I Love You” drunken phone call, that 99% of all men have made at least once. There are community colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need; alas, these classes rarely prove effective.

Maturity
Women mature much faster than men. Most 17-year-old females can function as adults. Most 17-year-old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work out.

Handwriting
To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just chicken- scratch. Women use scented, colored stationary and they dot their “i’s” with circles and hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in their “p’s” and “g’s”. It is a royal pain to read a note from a woman. Even when she’s dumping you, she’ll put a smiley face at the end of the note.

Bathrooms
A man has six items in his bathroom – a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

Groceries
A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes to the store and buys these things. A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a beer. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reached the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter that the Clampett’s car on Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10-items-or-less lane.

Shoes
When preparing for work, a woman will put on a Mondi wool suit, and then slip on Reebok sneakers. She will carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag. When a woman gets to work, she will put on her dress shoes. Five minutes later she will kick them off because her feet are under the desk. A man will wear the same pair of shoes all day.

Leg Warmers
A woman, even if she’s walking the dog or doing the dishes, is allowed to wear leg warmers. She can wear them any time she wants. A man can only wear leg warmers if he is auditioning for the “Gimme the Ball” number in “A Chorus Line.”

Going Out
When a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is ready to go out. When a woman says she is ready to go out, it means she will be ready to go out, as soon as she finds her earring, finishes putting on her makeup…

Cats
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.

Offspring
Ah!, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

Dressing Up
A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail etc. A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.

Laundry
Women do laundry every couple of days. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out and take his mountain of clothes to the laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the laundromat. This is a myth perpetuated by re-runs of old episodes of “Love, American Style.”

Socks
Men wear sensible socks. They wear standard white sweatsocks. Women wear strange socks. Socks that are cut way below the ankles, that have pictures of clouds on them, that have a big fuzzy ball on the back.

Nicknames
If Gloria, Suzanne, Deborah and Michelle get together for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Deborah and Michelle. But if Mike, Dave, Rob and Jack go out for a brewsky, they will affectionately refer to each other as Bullet-Head, Godzilla, Peanut-Brain and Useless.

Eating Out
… and when the check comes, Mike, Dave, Rob and Jack will each throw in $20 bills, even though it’s only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their check, out come the pocket calculators.

Mirrors
Men are vain; they will always check themselves out in a mirror. Women are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, car windows, store windows, toasters, Joe Garagiola’s head.

The Telephone
Men see the telephone as a communication tool. They use the telephone to send short messages to other people. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

Directions
If a woman is out driving, and she finds herself in unfamiliar surroundings, she will stop at a gas station and ask for directions. Men consider this to be a sign of weakness. Men will never stop and ask for directions. Men will drive in a circle for hours, all the while saying things like, “Looks like I’ve found a new way to get there.” and, “I know I’m in the general neighborhood. I recognize that 7-11 store.”

Admitting Mistakes
Women will sometimes admit making a mistake. The last man who admitted he was wrong was General George Custer.

Toys
Little girls love to play with toys. Then when they reach the age of 11 or 12, they lose interest. Men never grow out of their obsession with toys. As they get older, their toys simply become more expensive and silly and impractical. Examples of men’s toys: little miniature TV’s. Car phones. Complicated juicers and blenders. Graphic equalizers. Small robots that serve cocktails on command. Video games. Anything that blinks, beeps, and requires at least 6 “D” batteries to operate.

Plants
A woman asks a man to water her plants while she is on vacation. The man waters the plants. The woman comes home five or six days later to an apartment full of dead plants. No one knows why this happens.

Cameras
Men take photography very seriously. They’ll shell out $4000 for state of the art equipment, and build dark rooms and take photography classes. Women purchase Kodak Instamatics. Of course women always end up taking better pictures.

Jewelry
Women look nice when they wear jewelry. A man can get away with wearing one ring and that’s it. Any more than that and he will look like a lounge singer.

which are the better careers, and what is the salary of a general dentist?

since the hospital is apparently a bad idea for a field trip, how about a doctors or dentist office?

Theres no death, dying, or anything disturbing going on, or any germs. Its just people getting checkups, nurses who do all the work while the doctor just goes around, dresses in normal clothes, and asks the patients if they have any questions. Give the doctor/Dentist something to do for the salary they recieve.

Cosmetic Dentists Salary?

What is the average salary for a first year cosmetic dentist and what is the salary of a cosmetic dentist thats not a first year?

I want to become a Dentist….are Dentists in high demand in the UAE, with High Salary….?

how much can a dentist expect in canada (in $)??

I am asking for a friend who is a dentist & is planning to migrate to canada … it would be very kind if someone could could tell me the salary expectations of a dentist there

how many college credits do you need to graduate with a BS degree in pre dentistry?

im just starting college this year, im taking a load of biology and chemistry classes because i plan on majoring in these areas, to get ready for dental school. im going into pre-dentistry.
im taking 12-13 credits this semester
i plan on taking 18 next semester, 18 in the summer, and 18 in fall and spring of the following 2009 year. thats a whopping total of 85 credits if im right…
which means that in two years i could have my Associates degree in pre dentistry, is that right?

im confused though, about how many credits i neeed to get a B.S. degree in pre dentistry. isnt it around 120-130?
and is it possible for me to get my B.S. degree in 3 years flat…if i work my ass offf and get 18 credits per semester?

What major should I take for a career in dentistry?

What major should I take for a career in dentistry?

Does the Program im in Matter as to how likely i will be accepted into Dentistry?

Im in Health Sciences and will be applying to dentistry. Does Dentistry prefer certain programs over others like say bio medicine? Will i be more likely to get into dentistry with bio med then health sciences?

I have an MA in English but am now interested in switching my career to dentistry. How can I do that in NY/NJ?

I did not take many science courses as an undergrad, and did not take any in my Master’s program. How can I get into dentistry? Also, please let me know where I may start a program (inexpensively) in either NY or NJ. Thanks!

explain the concept of studying dentistry in the usa?

i just finished high school and im planning on studying dentistry. but from what ive read on the internet, youve got to have a major of any kind before dental school? ? would someone explain this to me please?

Do I need to take Calculus 2 to get into University of Michigan School of Dentistry?

My goal is to be an orthodontist and go through the dental and orthodontist programs at U of M. I was required to take Calculus 1 for my major (biology) but I don’t know if I should drop Calc 2 or stay in it.

the lest of the best dentistry school in the pilippines?

i wanna know what is the lest of the best college for dentistry in the pilippnies

The Michigan School of Dentistry DMD program doesn’t accept transfer students. What does this mean?

Does that mean that I can’t get my associates degree in dental hygiene at a different college first and THEN transfer to Michigan for their DMD program?

Does anyone know where there is a dentistry school in london?

how hard is to get into howard’s school of dentistry?

i am currently a junior in college and i know that it is about time for me to start applying to dental schools. Howard is my first choice. how difficult is it to get in?

What kind of classes should I take in high school to be a pediatric doctor or dentist?

im in 9th grade, but starting to think about college.
Can you tell me the differences between a pediatric doctor and a pediatric dentist?

*The different salaries
*What classes should I take in high school?
*How many years of college for each
*What classes do I take in college?

salary of a senior general dentist in canberra australia?

8 years experience in general dentistry

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help please

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Entry level salary for a dentist ?

Please provide source information. :]

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Also keep in mind the costs of becoming a dentist and a pharmacist and even the salary which one would you rather be in the long run?

I know dentists make more but it also is harder and costs more so which one is better overall?

how do i learn the business side of dentistry?

i got admitted in a dental college. i heard that the business side of dentistry is not taught in the college. how do i learn this important aspect of being a dentist?

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Am planning to go to the uk for an undergrad progamme in dentistry and would very much like to know the procedures for application, statistics on application:admission and conditional offer requirements

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I am now in high school,in year 10.
My plan for my future is to move onto medicine,perhaps dentistry or being a GP.
what courses would i need to take in college ? I know you do need to go university to get a degree,but i think its best to concertrate on the near future.Will i need to take biology and chemistry?Or other courses?

I want to move to Australia to study Dentistry?

I am a 16 year old Bulgarian, I’ve been living in UK for 5 years. I’m planning to move to Australia to study Dentistry after I finish my A levels, which would be after 2 years. I would be very likely to become a British citizen in the mean time. Can someone please give me an advice on what to do, how to start preparing. Just any advice it would be very helpful. I am considering going to Sydney Perth, Adelaide or Brisbane.

What is the differnece between dental science and dentistry?

I want to prove someone wrong……..but im not sure they say that a course i dentistry and dentisry are the exact same? plzz help!!
Thanks=]